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The Periodic Tea Towel of Swearing

The Periodic Tea Towel of Swearing
£10.99  

Drying dishes is dull. Swearing is funny. With these incontrovertible facts firmly in mind, the foul-mouthed boffins at Modern Toss have created this hilariously distasteful linen tea cloth emblazoned with a periodic table of profanities, insults and highly innovative cusses. Shocking!

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